: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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