i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
bring money and cleavage
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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