idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
