I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Is it because I queefed?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
They took my balls.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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