quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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