mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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