Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
