BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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