and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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