Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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