The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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