wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
COCAINE IS GR8
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
