You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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