those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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