Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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