Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Enjoy the penises
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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