people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
