I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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