with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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