I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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