So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
