one two three fourrrrnication!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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