I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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