she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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