Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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