how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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