Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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