look no pants
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Mom said you looked used
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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