I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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