i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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