found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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