gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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