Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
