Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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