never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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