that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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