that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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