Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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