I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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