dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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