That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish you could order shots online.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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