You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
