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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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