What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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