I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
im on a boat
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