All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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