You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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