I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Come on in and take your pants off
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