did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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