So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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